I tell stories about love, children, divorce, aging, aging parents, periods, menopause, shoes, awkward sex, dating after 50, popcorn, viagra, grown children and popcorn.
Don’t ever ask someone if they’re pregnant unless you see a leg hanging out between their legs.
My nail lady looked in my eyes when she massaged my hands today. It felt so intimate I started to giggle.
When I was eighteen, I got a tattoo of Janis Joplin on my hip. When I got pregnant, Janis grew and grew and grew, then snapped back. Now she looks like a sad Woody Allen.
I have to work so hard not to fart when I sneeze.
Is it wrong when I see a nice guy my age and wonder how healthy his wife is?
I wonder if my cat likes me, or is that a reflection of how I feel about myself?
Let's have a Relationship!
I'll send you my best stuff every few weeks + tour updates + right now for some instant gratification you can have a copy of my freebie Ebook, Be Silly Now.
Be Silly Now is a laugh your ass off approach to the happiness that you won't hate.